So, on with the first exercise, I posted a short story in the meantime, I don't
think it's up to the standard I'm aiming for but then that's the point of all
this work.
Chapter one is very readable, but this is essentially a book of exercises so
I can't just give them away, you need to go and buy the book. You could infer
the questions from the answers in a kind of 'Jeopardy’ style but you’d be
missing the all the context and build up. Trust me, it’s worth reading.
I’ve chosen a nickname of mine and written a few paragraphs about it.
‘Timmy Da Phish had a complicated
birth. I played cricket, back when I lived in England, and if there’s one thing
that cricketers obsess about it’s the weather. E-mails would be tossed back and
forth between players in the days leading up to a crucial cup match discussing
the fickle English weather. Having made his prediction, a team mate signed off ‘Kettles’
(an affectionate nickname of famous weatherman John Kettley). In return I
signed my own prognostication Timmy Da Phish (After Michael Fish) and it stuck
with me.
Later, my team shirt had Da Phish (To
save on letters) on the back and my e-mail account became
Timmy_da_phish@****.com.
It is a comforting name that reminds
me of playing cricket and of the team-mates and friends of that era. It has
gone out of use now that I’m in France , which is sad but I still use it online
from time to time, it’s apparently unique.
I look back on that time with a lot of
fondness, the Real Oddies Cricket Club lived up to their name. We were the only
team in the league that didn’t have a home town or village, we were a pub team (The Odd One Out Free House)
and we found our players drinking in the lounge bar. As a result, we were not
the most athletic or gifted cricketers but we were a wide range of characters.
The pub itself was a blast from the
1970’s, sticky carpets, vinyl upholstered benches and no swearing in earshot of
TL (The landlord). It hosted the meetings for The Socialist Worker’s Party and
the local mental health self-help group. It also boasted the finest real ales
in Colchester so attracted an altogether different crowd of ale aficionados. To
say there were a few characters would be selling it rather short. From these
fine specimens, we would select 11 able bodied men and women to play league
standard cricket, very occasionally with spectacular success. Of course, there
is a downside to this selection policy reflected in a scorecard (19 all out, almost
certainly a league record low) a copy of which graces the wall of the lounge
bar.
I believe it is all still going on.’
Monday 12 December 2016
Sunday 11 December 2016
Ouch! Shock Development.
When I started this blog, I tracked down one of the ladies who wrote it and
asked permission to use her book and blog my results, progress and impressions
of it as I went. I heard nothing until last night when she wrote to me and said
'...we do not give you permission to use the exercises or quote from the book.'
That's quite a slap in the face given that I've bought the book and was doing
my best to promote it. In my humble opinion, it is a good book and I think that
my final assessment would have been pretty positive. Frankly, I didn't ask for
permission to quote from the book and if I can't use the exercises then it
might be fair to consider asking for a refund.
It is however, only one book out there in a large market and I will now get on with starting a new one. I have gone for 'Back to Creative Writing School' by Bridget Whelan and will endeavour to avoid the same issues again. Largely by not sending a polite enquiry to the author and also by continuing not to quote from or giving away too much of the book. Let’s face it, if anyone has the stamina to read weeks of my blogs to try to glean the essence of a writing course and all for the sake of saving the cost of a book then good luck to them. My recommendation will always be to buy the book if you like what you see here.
Lesson learned, back soon with my first impressions of the new book.
It is however, only one book out there in a large market and I will now get on with starting a new one. I have gone for 'Back to Creative Writing School' by Bridget Whelan and will endeavour to avoid the same issues again. Largely by not sending a polite enquiry to the author and also by continuing not to quote from or giving away too much of the book. Let’s face it, if anyone has the stamina to read weeks of my blogs to try to glean the essence of a writing course and all for the sake of saving the cost of a book then good luck to them. My recommendation will always be to buy the book if you like what you see here.
Lesson learned, back soon with my first impressions of the new book.
Friday 9 December 2016
Don't steal my YOP!
Exercise 2
This one was interesting, a composite character. I wrote a
list of six people, either famous or known to me, and listed six things about
each of them. I went for
Job
Appearance
Sense of humour
Item of clothing
Place
Mannerism
Having listed these, I rolled a dice (in fact a random number generator using atmospheric noise to pick numbers) to choose which answer
to use from each person. My selections left me with:
A footballer (From Jimmy Bullard).
Mediterranean looking (From Davide, my daughter’s swimming
instructor).
Good but weird sense of humour (From my friend, Francois).
Wears lots of rings (From Debs, an actress we know).
Associates strongly with university (From David Mitchell).
Points a lot and is cocky (From Usain Bolt).
I am then to write a paragraph about them in a mundane
situation, okay…
I immediately think of a situation where all of these characteristics
overtly combine in a single wild scene.
Holly dribbles her
football down the university hall. She’s trying to catch the lift. Another
student gets in the way. She slams his face into the wall, scratching him with
her many rings as she does so. She can see the doors starting to close and redoubles
her effort, black hair flowing behind her. Ten meters to go, the doors are
halfway shut but she has time. Flying past her tutor’s door, she cocks a finger
and respectful nod at him. Her fingers jam into the closing door and it reopens.
At the astonished group in the lift, who witnessed the whole thing, she offers
a winning smile and says ‘Going down?’
On second thoughts, maybe I’m being asked to describe the
scene and allow the character to respond naturally. After a bit of contemplation
(and wondering if maybe I want a re-roll [or re-generate] on which of Usain Bolt’s
characteristics I want included), here's what I've got.
Holly doesn’t lose her
cool easily but this could be an exception. After the essentials there was
rarely any money left for a luxury. Essentials included money for bus fare to Uni,
books when she couldn’t borrow them, pens when she couldn’t steal them,
drinking, smoking and taxi home on a Saturday night.
‘Where is it?’ she
asked her housemates, the three of them looking at her with innocent
bewilderment.
‘What?’ asked Kelly.
‘My drink…’ more blank
looks ‘from the fridge’
‘That yoghurt?’ this
was Macie.
‘Yoghurt drink, if it
was a yogurt, it wouldn’t have come in a bottle.
‘A yogurt drink’s
still a yogurt.’
‘No, it… okay, I’ve
just realised that I don’t care what it’s called, its present location is of
far more interest to me.’
Leshawn took her
attention away from her phone for long enough to ask Holly why she played
football when she was too clever for it. Holly ignored the question, assuming it to be rhetorical, Leshawn was already looking at her phone again anyway.
‘Right, I’m going out,
any of you lot’ she roved a finger around the room ‘feel you need to replace
it, now’s your chance.’ With that Holly went out.
It's an abrupt end I know but it was also only supposed to be a paragraph. Starting work on question 3 now.
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